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[thereistheduck]

"That is exactly the thing that every philosopher hopes to hear in his lifetime; and often what he hears right before the end of it. Thank you for affording me the opportunity to meet greatness head on, before losing mine."

He quipped back, but mildly, sitting back in his chair even as his face was tilted up.

And, as Alexis walked to pick up the He Hopes It's Not Duck: "Does martyrdom suit anyone?"

Pointedly, but just as mildly.

...Before he was startled by another reply, opposite in its meaning, and sharper in its tone. Turning quickly in that chair, his breath caught at whom he found in his doorway, a frown dawning across his features.

"...That isn't what we ordered." THe duck, or Lucien? Who knew.

Nonetheless, he got to his feet and cautiously went to join Alex by the door, putting a hand on his gun arm lightly to advise caution. "You've made your point; we don't have to listen to his. Close the door. Lucien-- not now. Go away."

[toomuchpurple]

Alexis's tightened jaw did not lose slack, though Rene's touch would loosen his arm a feather's weight's worth. The trouble they would have to go through in cleaning up the blood and grey matter was not worth action here, but to hell if he was lowering his weapon first.

Though it wasn't likely that Montparnasse would here, either -- not without a little bit of blood first.

"Oh, but isn't this lovely? An AMIS detective with his pet thief--" The pressure to his forehead increased incrementally, but Lucien just rolled his eyes and continued seamlessly, extending the food toward them in a show of some surrender. "--sharing a delicious meal of Chinese takeout. I'd offer some Chinese rice wine to go with it, but I see that this is a closed invitation?"

[thereistheduck]

"Closed door implies closed invitation, yes." Why are you ever the uninvited dinner guest, Lucien? Rene did not reach out a hand to take the brown bag, instead shaking his head mildly.

They'd have to be a touch careful, if only because Alexis was meant to be laying low, and one inopportune call... well, it would have them both in jail, or on their heels running from it.

Still, there was no way Combeferre was going to eat that now.

"Keep that. We have leftover pizza, Alex-- you don't mind, I'm sure?"

[toomuchpurple]

How long will it take you to understand that he's just hungry for you?

"Well, then you might want to try teaching Alex not to open doors for strangers, then. It might be the death of both of you." A sweet smile.

And then an eyebrow raise, and finally a retracting of his knife back into his sleeve; this was getting boring. Notedly, Alexis did not lower his gun regardless. "Oh, come now. If I wanted to kill either of you, I'd make it far more obvious and far more painful."

Lucien used the back of his hand to push the gun slightly to the side so he could better deadpan directly at the pair's faces; Alexis only barely complied before finally lowering his firearm. "Thank you. And if I wanted to put microscopic trackers in your food, you would have already ingested them from said leftover pizza."

At the completely unconvinced expression on both their faces, Lucien sighed dramatically. "I don't know how you manage to give me so much and too little credit all at the same time, Rene, really.

"Now will you just take the food and tip me already?"

[thereistheduck]

He got the memo. He wished he'd never read it. He's pretending he couldn't read your handwriting. Please stop.

Rene's brow raised just slightly as his eyes caught the glint of the knife he hadn't noticed, as it was lowered. Again, his hand went out, hovering by Alex's elbow, this time with concern for him, as if poised to pull him backwards.

He was aware that they both worked a bit faster than he did; but that did not render him incapable of caring for Alex's safety, or even on acting on behalf of it.

As far as Rene was concerned, putting up with Montparnasse was for Alex's safety.

Once the weapons were lowered though, he did circumvent his 'pet thief', edging around him to plant a hand on the door and shaking his head.

"No-- consider it a gift, but you'll have to be eating it alone. I said no duck; it isn't anything personal." Given, flatly. "And please, stop apprehending my delivery boys."

His entire tone screamed 'here's a tip: go away.' Nothing new.

[toomuchpurple]

Well, that's not very nice, Rene. Here, let me tutor you on reading that there...

Alexis holstered his gun again (goodness knows where; it disappeared as quickly as it had appeared) and he allowed himself to step back.

"It isn't duck," he said flatly, eyes never leaving Montparnasse's, who only chuckled.

"Well-trained, isn't he?" Cooed such that Alexis visibly bristled in response. "But he's right; they got your order right, bless their little souls."

Holding the bag out again. "Too much of that pizza might actually be, ah, bad for you in such a short amount of time, so I really would recommend you take the Chinese."

[thereistheduck]

...Such a creeper.

(Rene is impressed, and will learn that gun-hiding trick.)

"..." A pregnant pause, before, gingerly, he reached out to take the bag. But, keeping his hand on its top, he met Lucien's gaze, asking as one would a particularly stubborn child or a naughty pet, "Lucien... what did you do to the pizza?"

That worried him. What had they ingested?

[toomuchpurple]

He's hot. Admit it.

(Later. In bed. ♥)

Relieved of his burden, Lucien tipped a salute at last. "Nothing of import; just make sure you don't eat the rest until Tuesday."

As he began to walk backwards away, a huge grin on his face, he called, "I imagine you want that delivery boy actually in one piece so I'll take my tip from your credit card later on. Bon apetit, darlings~!"

[thereistheduck]

No.

(No.)

"...Wha--" He stood there, stunned, holding the package and staring after him with a sort of stale, grim horror. He hadn't expected anything very different than that, but still...

He never got used to it.

"...Throw the pizza out, Alex." Instructed, with a sigh, as he got the door closed and locked (twice) at last. "Please."

[onewordmore]

Fine. An extra zero to that tip, then.

(It's actually far easier to learn while prone; working against gravity is far harder for a first-timer on this trick.)

Alexis stared daggers at Lucien as he whistled down at the end of the hall before acquiescing to Rene's request and stalking back into the kitchen, hackles still raised.

Truly, he did not believe that anything was wrong with either pizza or Chinese, but it was admittedly difficult to keep enough steps ahead of Montparnasse when he purposefully sought to fuck with one's head.

Still, into the bin the remaining pizza went. Alexis had to will every inch of himself to loosen after that encounter, for what Lucien's presence and his consistent interest in Rene meant every time...

[thereistheduck]

So rude.

(...So rude.)

Once he'd checked the locks (not that it mattered, he knew personally, but: small comforts) he followed Alexis into the kitchen, catching the last of the leftover's trip to the bin and biting back a low sigh. Going to him, he went again to rub his arm, this time pressing an idle kiss to the side of his jaw.

"He only came to put you in a state." Reminded. Rene knew it was not the only reason he came; or rather, knew why it put Alex in a state; and wasn't entirely immune to it himself. He always had felt it was a total violation of the privacy of home, and every reminder did splinter into his mind as if under a nail. But... "He won't call you out, and he won't behave inappropriately while you are here. It doesn't fit his pattern." He very much thought Lucien a bit afraid of Alex, truth be told; he'd determined this before knowing Alex, when Lucien's threats against him had began.

[onewordmore]

"No, he won't." Agreed.

Alexis leaned a little into the touches, jaw twitching slightly in the process of untensing. If he knew the man as well as he thought he did, Lucien was not one to leave a fight without some sort of catch. Yet he was unpredictable even in his predictability, and that was what made him the most dangerous to play games with.

This entire affair was giving him a headache.

He would have to speak with Jehan sometime soon to settle some concerns that he had about what their least favourite compatriot was plotting now, but for the time being, Alexis would take his chances with the takeout.

Pulling Rene in a little closer for a possessive kiss. "Ready for some of that decidedly-not-duck?"

[thereistheduck]

Though he could tell the matter was still plaguing his mind; and he didn't blame him for it, Lucien was not only invasive but truly dangerous and the kitten had only not shown his claws due to some very delicate combination of respect and affection trumping derision and competitiveness... for now; Rene let it fall to the wayside. He returned the kiss, though with less verve, pressing a palm briefly to his chest, hoping the touches were calming.

Though, at the mention of the takeout, he side-eyed it, and sighed, shaking his head just so.

"...I think I've lost my appetite, truth be told. I'm just going to fix some toast and black tea. But please, help yourself. Do you need a plate?"

[onewordmore]

The touches were calming in their own right, but it was never quite enough when it came to Montparnasse -- especially now. The timing was crucial that he would decide to show up today, after Rene had just invited him to stay, suggested he lie low for a while. The crown, too, had only just been dismantled and organized into a safebox in the wee hours of the morning, and was barely on its way out for processing...

It was more a matter of pride at this point than it was any sense of hunger or self-preservation that flung Alexis toward pointedly consuming that takeout, so he nodded but moved toward where Rene's clean plates were stored to grab their respective dishes on his own and set them aside for Rene.

Alexis busied himself in his silence inspecting every millimeter of the takeout -- bags, containers, and food all -- and wondering if he should run a few more specific tests before actually settling in to eat.

[thereistheduck]

"...You know." Mentioned, off handedly, once the bread was in the toaster browning, and the water was in the kettle, simmering. In other words, once several minutes had passed, and Alexis was still so intent upon the food that Rene wasn't entirely sure that he wasn't trying to interview the lo mein. "You could just eat something else. I have pasta, and eggs, I think. Or I can go out and pick up Chinese food. Or, I can have Marcel bring something over."

It was his job in life, he felt, to offer other options. Better options.

Options he absolutely knew would be ignored, so that was why he moved on to busy himself with the deep and penetrating question: honey, or butter?; while Alexis decided on how or why to ignore those perfectly rational other-options.

[onewordmore]

"I'd rather it not go to waste," seemed a more polite response than a monosyllabic grunt of sorts, so Alexis went with that as he finally managed to cobble together a plateful of food.

He hesitated, then moved toward the microwave to ensure that he hadn't missed anything remotely metallic. A precaution with a quick method for checking -- remotely safely, in any case. Most of the milder poisons Alexis knew Lucien to occasionally use would be negated, too, after a bit of nuking.

Waiting the extra few minutes to eat scalding hot food would be worth it.

Yes.

[thereistheduck]

Eyebrows.

That should be this entire tag.

Instead, after eyebrows, Rene went to take his toast, put a thin coating of both honey and butter on it (one of those days...), applied what little, mostly-fresh (he hoped) fruit he had on top, and plopped a tea bag in a cup, pouring the water over it.

Then, sitting at the kitchen table, he went back to Eyebrows. Now with the addition of eating food that hadn't been nuked to another plane of existence and back.

His... whatever he was (boyfriend was a far cry from seeming quite right) was a unique and strange personage.

[onewordmore]

Just stubborn, is all. Finally seating himself across from Rene, Alexis tossed a fortune cookie to him. "At least he shouldn't've been able to tamper with those on such short notice."

He split his chopsticks and picked at a splinter that would threaten to stab him if ignored. Pushing the food around a bit to allow the steam to escape (and to ensure that there were no strange colouration changes from the additional radiation and heat).

Blowing a little on a pinchful of food. That ... is really hot. Hm.

Well, here goes?

...

...

... well, not dead yet, at least.

[thereistheduck]

With a little bit of a fumble, Combeferre caught the fortune cookie... before promptly dropping it. Maybe from the shock of having actually snatched it, without grace, from the air, or maybe as a belated response to the impact against his palm, or maybe because he'd remembered that Lucien had delivered it.

Either way, it smacked into the table's surface and he left it there for a slow, deliberate moment, as if completely in ownership of how absolute that failure had been. He picked up his toast and had another leisurely bite, even, before deigning to pick up the fractured cookie, unwrapping it over a mild chewing, and sorting it out over his plate, to catch any excess crumbs.

And then, as if the cosmos were repaying him for the exasperation put forth here today, he read the fortune slowly, enjoying its wisdom, before pressing it down onto the table, turning it, and smoothing it out for Enjolras to read.

Back away from individuals who are impulsive.

"...In bed."

He took another bite of his toast, and reveled.

[onewordmore]

Alexis just raised a brow in mockery of Rene's trademark expression, and tucked into the rest of his meal. How the man could be so adept and yet so terribly entertaining, he was not entirely sure.

Leaning forward a bit to make out the words, Enjolras had to bite back a smile in order to maintain his composure.

"But we're the most fun." If he were another, he would have purred, but as it was Alexis, it was simply stated as fact.

He'd be opening his own, too, after another bite or two, out of impulsivity itself, perhaps. Slipping the piece of paper from the cookie with a wry expression of curiosity on his face, Alexis read it once to himself.

Then set it carefully on the table face-down by the side of his dish to show a couple lucky numbers and the Chinese word for "house."

And settled back into his food -- and the former mood.

"I can even show you later, if you'd like." With a smirk.